Turns out compressing an entire patch down to 36 bytes isn’t as easy as Chiyomaru makes it seem. We had planned to send it back to the past to release it on time, but then CERN came and told us we can’t use their LHC and gave us a slap on the wrist. So, we had to go the long way around.
Congratulations! You’re on the worldline where we’re porting STEINS;GATE 0’s translation to PC.
Japanese → English translators from across the world, now is the time to come to arms.
Greetings and salutations, lab mems and gigalomaniacs. We’re guessing since you’re here, you must have heard of the recent(ish) release of STEINS;GATE on Steam. We also assume you know it has several significant flaws which made playing it uncomfortable. We set out to fix those flaws, improve upon the release and make this the best version of STEINS;GATE out there.